Just when I was starting to look forward to blogging my horoscope from Free Will Astrology

Rob Brezsny has a thing about love. We deserve it, we should give it, we should welcome and believe in it. However, in his forecasts, the stars tend to align better for certain signs.

Everyone loves Leos! Scorpios should get ready for a springtime of humping! It’s hot sex season for Taurus!

But Aquarians? We’re told that we’re surrounded by love, even if we can’t see it. We should love ourselves. We should feel love for everything, even trees. You know, just feel it. Do it for the trees.

In this week’s forecast, Brezsny mentions a letter written by Beethoven to an “immortal beloved” whose identity has never been discovered. Brezsny says he hopes that Aquarians will have reason to write a similarly passionate letter in the near future, because now is a good time for our “tender passion to bloom.”

Will there be a person to receive this message? That part is unclear, but if there isn’t, Brezsny suggests writing a passionate missive to an imaginary lover.

Thanks, dude.