The sun is no longer in Aquarius but we’re just in time for Venus and Mars to come in. According to his week’s horoscope, Aquarians may interpret that in several senses of the word.

As usual, Rob Brezsny is vague on the details, but he’s certain that the signs point to romantic synchronicities. Historically, his love advice for Aquarians includes loving ourselves, giving love without caution, loving “the universe”, and loving abstract concepts such as truth, beauty, and justice. Not exactly X-rated fare, or even R-rated.

However, this week he suggests that Aquarians might experience the igniting of smoldering flirtations, adventures in sexual frontiers, wonderful synergies between love and lust, romantic sparring, and opportunities to cultivate interesting new varieties of intimacy.

I have a colonoscopy scheduled for Friday. Cupid has never been kind.